Apr 21, 2008

Top 5 Things to Yell at an Iron & Wine Concert


Top 5 things to yell at an Iron & Wine concert:
  1. How long have you been in the Witness Protection Program?
  2. Is it true the government provides generous subsidies to beard farmers?
  3. Play some ZZ Top!
  4. How many squirrels live in that thing?
  5. Eat a dick, you bearded freak!

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